I'm Too Old To Make

The Worst Part Of Being Gay In The Twentieth Century Is All That Damn Disco Music To Which One Has To Listen.

You See, Astrology Is Like Fortune-telling. If You Can't Get It Right, You Say, "well, If Venus Was Doing Something Peculiar In The Background, That Would Alter Your Prognostication--because, Of Course, Astrology Is Rubbish.

I Recommend Limiting One's Involvement In Other People's Lives To A Pleasantly Scant Minimum.

I Am A Stereotype. I Am An Effeminate Man.

Charisma Is The Ability To Influence Without Logic.