I'm Very Bad At Having

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.

What Has Happened To The Good Old-fashioned Travel Agent? I Want To Go To A Really Posh Travel Agent And Have Them Organize Everything For Me. I Don't Want To Do Things On The Internet.