I Make Myself Laugh At

To Obtain A Woman Who Loves You, You Must Treat Her As If She Didn't.

If A Thing Isn't Worth Saying, You Sing It.

Without Pleasure Man Would Live Like A Fool And Soon Die.

Today If Something Is Not Worth Saying, People Sing It.

As Long As I Don't Write About The Government, Religion, Politics, And Other Institutions, I Am Free To Print Anything.