I May Be A Man,

I Talk, Watch Tv, Spout Opinions, Schmooze, Negotiate, Talk Some More, Play Games, And Have A Little Cocktail.

I Fell In Love With Erica Kane The Summer Before My Freshman Year Of High School. Like All Red-blooded Teen American Boys, I'd Come Home From Water Polo Practice And Eat A Box Of Entenmann's Pop'ems Donut Holes In Front Of The Tv While Obsessively Fawning Over 'all My Children' And Erica, Her Clothes, And Her Narcissistic Attitude.

Ultimately, It's Not My Job To Judge The 'housewives' - We Don't Editorialize On The Show; We Really Leave It To The Audience. We Have A Certain Wink, Which Is The Bravo Wink. We May Linger On A Shot Or We May Let Something Play Out Longer, But We Leave It To You.

Certainly When You Read Someone's Diary [ Superficial] That's A Word That Jumps To Mind.

I've Been Nominated For 12 Emmys, And We Won - For 'top Chef' - The Only Time I Didn't Go.