I May Not Always Be

The Most Important Thing Is Growing Old Gracefully.

As You Grow Older, You Will Discover That You Have Two Hands, One For Helping Yourself, The Other For Helping Others.

When You Have Nobody You Can Make A Cup Of Tea For, When Nobody Needs You, That's When I Think Life Is Over.

There Is A Shade Of Red For Every Woman.

Remember, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm. I Really Hope No One Misinterprets This Quote As Being About Masturbation.