I Might Have To Commute.

Pitching Is 80% Of The Game And The Other Half Is Hitting And Fielding.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

What Was The Name Of That Dog On "rin Tin Tin"?

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !