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Lenin Said That People Vote With Their Feet. Well, That's What's Happening. They Either Go, Or They Don't Go. It's All Politics. It's All Demographics.

I'm Not Going To Call A Dog "dog." I Suppose If She Were A Baby You'd Cal Her "person."

Always Thank Your Nurse. Sometimes They're The Only One Between You And A Hearse.

Marriage Requires A Special Talent, Like Acting. Monogamy Requires Genius.

How Can Anybody Hate Nurses? Nobody Hates Nurses. The Only Time You Hate A Nurse Is When They're Giving You An Enema.