I Must Choose My Words

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?