I Must Confess It Was

A Good Scientific Theory Should Be Explicable To A Barmaid.

A Theory That You Can't Explain To A Bartender Is Probably No Damn Good.

I Congratulate You Both On A Fine Piece Of Work Which I Am Sure Will Ultimately Prove Of Importance. I Am Personally Very Much Interested In Your Results... In The Past I Have Tried A Number Of Experiments... But Without Any Success.

We Are Rather Like Children, Who Must Take A Watch To Pieces To See How It Works.

All Scientific Men Will Be Delighted To Extend Their Warmest Congratulations To Tesla And To Express Their Appreciation Of His Great Contributions To Science.