I Never Go Perform Somewhere

I Drink Diet Coke So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

I Have Always Been Told That I Was A Funny, Entertaining Person And Have Always Been Told To Give Comedy A Try.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.

As Far As "uncut" I Think We All Know That You Guys Cut Up The Special. Originally It Was Going To Be 2 Hours Plus And It Got Chopped Down So I Said "we Can't Use Those Words Because It's Not Going To Represent Me Right".

Tv And Film For Me Are Not As Exciting As The Live Stand-up Show And Getting The Immediate Reaction Of The Crowd. Tv Is A Lot Of Hurry Up And Wait For Your Shot And Less Immediate Reaction From People.