I Never Laugh Until I've

I'm Just A Lucky Slob From Ohio Who Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time.

I Never Did Like The Idea Of Sitting On Newspapers. I Did It Once, And All The Headlines Came Off On My White Pants. On The Level! It Actually Happened. Nobody Bought A Paper That Day. They Just Followed Me Around Over Town And Read The News On The Seat Of My Pants.

Hell, If I'd Jumped On All The Dames I'm Supposed To Have Jumped On, I'd Have Had No Time To Go Fishing.

Working With Marilyn Monroe On The Misfits (1961) Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack. I Have Never Been Happier When A Film Ended.

Honey, We All Got To Go Sometime, Reason Or No Reason. Dying's As Natural As Living. The Man Who's Too Afraid To Die Is Too Afraid To Live.