I Never Met A Kid

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.