I Never Met A Librarian

There Are Some Places You Love With Your Heart, And There Are Some Places That You Love With Your Mind- The Places That You Love With Both Are Called 'libraries'

Do You Know What The Difference Is Between Friendship And Love? Friendship Is The Photograph, Love Is The Oil Painting.

Stick A Lighted Candle Up Your Backside To Give Yourself That Inner Glow.

Never Underestimate Their Intelligence, Always Underestimate Their Knowledge.

Marriage Is Very Important. Marrying A Girl Is The Most Important Thing A Man Can Do. Never Mind Business Or Politics Or Sport Or Any Of That, There's Nothing So Vital To The World As A Man Marrying A Woman. That's Where We Get Our Children From, That's How The Human Race Goes Forward. And If It's Too Late For Children, There's The Companionship Of A Safe And Trusted Person.