I Never Pile A Plate

I Have A Lot Of Twitter Rules. I Never Swear On Twitter, And If Anybody's Inappropriate, I Block Them. I Have Young Followers.

Um... Bulgaria Is An Interesting Country. The People Are Lovely. There Are Potholes The Size Of Small Planets.

How Come Foreign Accents Are So Sexy? If I Say, 'i'm Going To The Store,' It Sounds Boring, Benign And Rudimentary. But If It's Said With An Accent, It Sounds Fundamentally Cool.

Hockey Seems Completely Lawless And, Therefore, Inexplicably Sexy.

I've Always Enjoyed Doing Dishes. Maybe It Was The Fashionable Yellow Gloves That I Loved So Much. It's Weird, I Know, But I Find Cleaning Cathartic.