I Never Pray To God

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.