I Never Pulled A Loaded

My Best Stories Come Out Of Nowhere, With No Concern For Form At All.

When You're Not Involved, Other People's Unhappiness Seems To Be About The Funniest Damn Thing On Earth Because You Think You Can Solve It, That You Are God, That You Are Above This, And That Their Unhappiness Is Just Such Useless Toil And Agony. If It's You, It Ceases To Be A Comedy.

I Don't Really Care About Plot; I Want To Have A Page-turner In A Different Kind Of Way.

I Was Always Kind Of Florid. And Full Of Rhetoric. That Was My Flaw. My Whole Time Writing, I've Had To Work Against That Because It Can Be A Wrecking Posture.

You've Got To Lie To Stay Halfway Interested In Yourself.