I Never Really Found Out

To My Disappointment I Now Realized That To Know All Is Not To Forgive All. It Is To Despise Everybody.

I Recommend Limiting One's Involvement In Other People's Lives To A Pleasantly Scant Minimum.

I've Never Not Been Famous.

If I Were God - And I Never Understand Why I'm Not - I Should Say, "shop Around, I Don't Think You'll Find A Better Bargain Than Here."

No Effort Is Required To Define Or Even Attain Happiness, But Enormous Concentration Is Needed To Abandon Everything Else.