I Never Tell Anyone Exactly

The Two Of Them Went Down In A Heap, With Not Even A Turkey To Break Their Fall.

Nobody's Death Is Impending." ..."well Technically Everyone's Death Is Impending.

Careful, Mr. Spiro, Guns Are Dangerous. Especially The End With The Hole.

Artemis Felt Like He Was Six Again And Caught Hacking The School Computers Trying To Make The Test Questions Harder

Thankfully The Rest Of The World Assumed That The Irish Were Crazy, A Theory That The Irish Themselves Did Nothing To Debunk. They Had Somehow Got It Into Their Heads That Each Fairy Lugged Around A Pot Of Gold With Him Wherever He Went. While It Was True That Lep Had A Ransom Fund, Because Of Its Officers' High-risk Occupation, No Human Had Ever Taken A Chunk Of It Yet. This Didn't Stop The Irish Population In General From Skulking Around Rainbows, Hoping To Win The Supernatural Lottery.