I Never Want To Be

I Don't Wear A Lot Of High Heels.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

Glitter Is My Makeup Of Choice.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

My Favorite Wild Animal Is A Narwhal - The Unicorn Of The Sea. It’s A Whale With A Tooth That Sticks Out Of Its Head That’s Almost Two-thirds The Length Of Its Entire Body.