I Never Wanted To Be

You Were Born With A Snake In Both Of Your Fists While A Hurricane Was Blowing.

I Gotta Friend Who Spends His Life, Stabbing My Picture With A Bowie Knife. Dreams Of Strangling Me With A Scarf, When My Name Comes Up He Pretends To Barf.

Ain't It Just Like The Night To Play Tricks When You're Tryin' To Be So Quiet?

She's A Hypnotist Collector; You Are A Walking Antique.

You Might Be A Rock And Roll Addict Prancing On The Stage. You Might Have Drugs At Your Command, Women In A Cage.