I Never Wanted To Be

My Friend Harry Nilsson Used To Say The Definition Of An Artist Was Someone Who Rode Way Ahead Of The Herd And Was Sort Of The Lookout. Now You Don't Have To Be That, To Be An Artist. You Can Be Right Smack-dab In The Middle Of The Herd. If You Are, You'll Be The Richest.

You Know, I Became A Director Out Of Necessity. I Was Writing Comedies, And I Couldn't Find Anybody To Deliver It Correctly.

Regrets Are Stupid; They Don't Mean Anything And They Don't Add Up To Anything.

I Don't Want To Be The One To Break It To You, But The Future Ain't That Funny.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.