I Never Wear Mascara; I

I Took Pleasure When I Could. I Acted Clearly And Morally And Without Regret. I'm Very Lucky.

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

I've Been Forgotten By Our Good Lord.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

He Who Hugs Too Much, Hugs Badly!