I Never Went Bungee Jumping.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

Usually, I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down.