I Never Worry That All

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

I Literally Didn't Know My Father. My Mother Had Been A Secretary, And After She And My Father Split, She Went Back To Work For An Advertising Executive. So My Older Brother And I Were "latch-door Kids." We Went Home For Lunch And After School By Ourselves.

I Put A Dollar In One Of Those Change Machines. Nothing Changed.

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.