I Once Asked God What

If A Dish Doesn't Turn Out Right, Change The Name And Don't Bat An Eyelid. A Fallen Souffle Is Only A Risen Omelette. It Depends On The Self-confidence With Which You Present It.

It Was Admitted By The Early Rabbis That The Sectarians Could Be As Full Of Good Works As Eggs Were Full Of Meat.

For A Christian, Jesus Is The Unique And Only Way That God Has Fully Revealed Himself. For A Jew This Cannot Be.

For A Devotee Or Lover, The Being, Worshipped Or Loved, Will Always Be The Only One For Her Or Him.

Pious Xii Was Too Neutral To Mention The Gas Chambers; Decent People Like My Own Family Were Turned Into Devils By Crude Christianity.