I Only Believe In Statistics

One Evening At Chequers The Film Was Oliver Twist. Rufus, As Usual, Had The Best Seat In The House, On His Master's Lap. At The Point When Bill Sikes Was About To Drown His Dog To Put The Police Off His Track, Churchill Covered Rufus's Eyes With His Hand. He Said, "don't Look Now, Dear. I'll Tell You About It Afterwards."

I Am A Child Of The House Of Commons. I Was Brought Up In My Fathers House To Believe In Democracy. Trust The Peoplethat Was His Message.

Mr. Attlee Is A Very Modest Man. Indeed He Has A Lot To Be Modest About.

To Improve Is To Change; To Be Perfect Is To Change Often.

If You Want A Good Argument Against Democracy, Spend Five Minutes With A Voter.