I Only Sleep With People

Once Upon A Time Is Now.

I'm A Big Stupid History Nerd.

Thank You. It Used To Be Knee Length, But Then I Discovered That When I Get Angry I Like To Cut Things. I'm Not Allowed To Have Scissors Any More. It's Still Pretty Lengthy, But I've Been Threatening To Shave Half Of It For The Past Week And Nobody Seems To Believe Me... I Do It All Myself Though Because I Scream When I'm Touched And That Scares People.

I'm Bipolar, But I'm Not Crazy, And I Never Was. I'm Stark Raving Sane.

We Had People Fainting During The Last Tour, But I'm Aiming For People To Actually Drop Dead At This One.