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I'm Enamored With The Art World. Anytime You Look At Anything That's Considered Artistic, There's A Commercial World Around It: The Ballet, Opera, Any Kind Of Music. It Can't Exist Without It.

The Environment Changed With Martha Stewart And Enron.

Don't Have Sex Man. It Leads To Kissing And Pretty Soon You Have To Start Talking To Them.

When You're Touring And If You Go To A Party, There's Automatically A Celebrity-audience Distance. It Follows You Around, Especially When You're On The Road In Small Towns. Any Time There Is Awe, It Gets Very Difficult To Be Normal, To Be Yourself. But I'm Not Saying That That's What Made Me The Way I Am. I've Probably Always Been Distant.

Chaos In The Midst Of Chaos Isn't Funny, But Chaos In The Midst Of Order Is.