I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

If Somebody Is Gracious Enough To Give Me A Second Chance, I Won't Need A Third.

I Always Say, The Only Time You Gotta Worry About Getting Booed Is When You're Wearing A White Uniform. And I've Never Been Booed Wearing A White Uniform.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.