I Placed Over A Thousand

It's Important To Me That I Look Good On Television Because, Let's Face It, I'm Single, And You Want Somebody To Watch The Show And Fall In Love With You

Street Performers, Homemade Crafts, Keep Your Wallet In Your Front Pocket And Don't Buy Any Crap!

I Learned How To Sign Because When I Was Growing Up In California In Order To Get Into College You Needed Two Semesters Of Language To Get Into A University Of California School.

Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons Because, Hey, They Sewed Them On

I've Always Thought Of Fat As Just A Descriptive Word