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Europe Is Weird Songs That Would Never Make It In America.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

This Crazy Thing Called Love...

I Love New York City. I Love That I Get To Live There And I Love Everything About It.

My Theory Is That All Of Scottish Cuisine Is Based On A Dare.