I Prefer The Man Who

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaler, Not A Champagne Teetotaler; I Don't Like Beer.

The Salvation Of The World Depends On The Men Who Will Not Take Evil Good-humouredly, And Whose Laughter Destroys The Fool Instead Of Encouraging Him.

I Am Oppressed With A Dread Of Living Forever. That Is The Only Disadvantage Of Vegetarianism.

He Said That Private Practice In Medicine Ought To Be Put Down By Law. When I Asked Him Why, He Said That Private Doctors Were Ignorant Licensed Murders.

My Religion? Well, My Dear, I Am A Millionaire. That Is My Religion.