I Quit Drinking. That Was

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

To Be Good, You Need To Believe In What You're Doing.

I Love Doing It [hosting The Oscars] Because I Love The Danger Of It And You Have To Come Through And Think On Your Feet. That's Why That Show, No Matter Who Hosts It, It Really Should Be A Fast-thinking Comedian Who Is Really Quick On Their Feet That Can Handle Situations That Happen, Or Somebody With That Kind Of Mentality That Can Capitalize On Something.

Well, The Way Things Are Going, Aside From Wheat And Auto Parts, America's Biggest Export Is Now The Oscar.

You Really Have To Have Some Muscle To Be On The Stage In Front Of The World.