I Read The Whole Jack

My Theory Is That There Is A Finite Amount Of Intelligence In A Family, And You're Supposed To Gradually Transfer It To Your Children Over A Period Of Many Years. This Is Why Your Parents Started To Get So Stupid Just At The Time In Your Life When You Were Getting Really Smart.

Scientists Now Believe That The Primary Biological Function Of Breasts Is To Make Males Stupid.

Your Friends Love You Anyway.

Computers Are Getting Smarter All The Time. Scientists Tell Us That Soon They Will Be Able To Talk To Us. (and By 'they', I Mean 'computers'. I Doubt Scientists Will Ever Be Able To Talk To Us.)

My Problem With Chess Was That All My Pieces Wanted To End The Game As Soon As Possible.