I Realized Why Movie Scores

My Secret Dream Is To Write An Epic Poem. That's Probably The Most Pretentious Thing I've Said.

Computers Are So Deeply Stupid. What Bother Me Most When They Talk About Technology Is They Don't Realize How Much More Exciting Their Minds Are. That Machine Is Stupid. And Boring. It Does Just A Few Things And Then It'll Crash. People Think, 'i Am On The Net, I Am In Touch With The World'. Wrong! The Point Is How We Work, Not How Machines Work.

Some Friends Of Mine Work In An Office. They Were Getting Really Nervous From Their Coffee Breaks, So They Started To Have Wig Breaks. They Tried On Wigs For 15 Minutes. They Found This Relaxing. So That's Wig Therapy.

As A New Yorker, I'm Someone Who Lives On An Island And Looks Across To America.

Audiences, Whether They're Seeing A Film Or A Reading Or Whatever It Is, A Concert, They Decide Very Quickly What Kind Of Show It Is, And Then They Judge It. They Judge The Rest Of The Thing By Whether It Conforms To Their Rules For What A Good Symphony Orchestra Would Be.