I Really Think That Van

When I Want To Go Be Chickenfoot, I Go Out And I'm The Artist. It's All Musical.

Every Year On Your Birthday, You Get A Chance To Start New.

Everybody Has Weird Dreams, But A Usual Weird Dream Is, Okay, So Your Mom's Driving A Car And She's A Dog.

When We Were On The Road, I Found Out That My Greatest Hits Album Went Gold. They Freaked Out. Things Really Came To A Head When We Started Arguing About A Van Halen Greatest Hits Package.

I Think All The Bad Blood Started When Geffen Released A Greatest Hits Package Of My Solo Stuff.