I Saw A Seagull Hanging

I Don't Like Grouper Fish. Well, They're Okay. They Hang Around Star Fish. Because They're Grouper Fish.

I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.

My Girlfriend Works At Hooters. In The Kitchen.

I Like Kinko's, Because They're Open 24 Hours. If It's 5 Am And I Decide I Need Two Of Something, I'm Covered! Sometimes I Wake Up In The Middle Of The Night In A Cold Sweat, And Then I Think, "oh, Yeah. Kinko's. No Problem. That Will Not Remain Singular."

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.