I Saw The Film Pearl

Arnold Schwarzenegger Looks Like A Brown Condom Full Of Walnuts.

Snooker Is Just Chess With Balls.

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.

It's My Mission To Tell The Australians From Abroad In My Work That Australia Is A Wonderful Place.

I Try To Be Specific. One Thought At A Time. Clear. Articulate. And Above All, Memorable, If You Can Be. You'd Like To Write Phrases That People Can't Forget As Soon As They Read Them.