I Smell Varmint Poontang. And

And I Say, 'hey, Lama, Hey, How About A Little Something, You Know, For The Effort, You Know.' And He Says, 'oh, Uh, There Won't Be Any Money. But When You Die, On Your Deathbed, You Will Receive Total Consciousness.' So I Got That Goin' For Me, Which Is Nice.

Now, For Some Of You It Doesn't Matter. You Were Born Rich And You're Going To Stay Rich. But Here's My Advice To The Rest Of You: Take Dead Aim On The Rich Boys. Get Them In The Crosshairs And Take Them Down. Just Remember, They Can Buy Anything But They Can't Buy Backbone. Don't Let Them Forget It. Thank You.

When You Did The Job, You Thought You Were Just Trying To Amuse Your Friends Who Are All On The Job. I'm Just Trying To Make The Sound Guy Laugh, The Script Supervisor. A Movie Like Caddyshack, I Can Walk On A Golf Course And Some Guy Will Be Screaming Entire Scenes At Me And Expecting Me To Do It Word For Word With Him. It's Like, 'fella, I Did That Once. I Improvised That Scene. I Don't Remember How It Goes'. But I'm Charmed By It. I'm Not Like, 'hey, Knock It Off'. It's Kind Of Cool.

I Always Want To Say To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous: 'try Being Rich First'. See If That Doesn't Cover Most Of It. There's Not Much Downside To Being Rich, Other Than Paying Taxes And Having Your Relatives Ask You For Money. But When You Become Famous, You End Up With A 24-hour Job.

Religion Is The Worst Enemy Of Mankind. No Single War In The History Of Humanity Has Killed As Many People As Religion Has.