I Sold My House This

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

Which Is, I'm An Optimist That Two People Can Be Together To Work Out Their Conflicts. And That Commitment, I Think, Might Be What Love Is, Because They Both Grow From Their Relationship.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.