I Spend So Much Time

When I Bet On Horses, I Never Lose. Why? I Bet On All The Horses.

I've Always Tried To Maintain That I Don't Have Any Advice To Give. I'm A Curious Observer.

Do It Under The Influence Yourself! That's What We're Shooting For! Get Drunk And Make Your Dreams Come True.

Every Time I've Done Comedy In, Like, Traditional Comedy Clubs, There's Always These Comedians That Do Really Well With Audiences But That The Other Comedians Hate Because They're Just, You Know, Doing Kind Of Cheap Stuff Like Dancing Around Or Doing, Like, Very Kind Of Base Sex Humor A Lot, And Stuff Like That.

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.