I Started A Trial Period

I Don't Get Jealous Of Other Girls, Because I Was Raised In A Cloning Lab To Be The Perfect Woman For Hugh M. Hefner, So, Other Than The Fact That My I.q.'s Probably A Little Higher Than He Would Like, I Have Nothing To Worry About.

The Last Couple Relationships I Had Were Long Distance. It's Not Like I Can Make Much Of An Effort To Travel And See Anybody. The Guy Had To Do All The Work, Unfortunately.

Truthfully, Being Pregnant Is Changing Me As A Person. Each Day Is Part Of This Amazing Journey That Has Completely Shifted The Focus Of My Life And Made Me Reevaluate My Personal And Professional Goals.

People Assume, Because I'm Hef's Girlfriend, That I'm A Bunny And I'm A Playmate And I'm A Centerfold, But They're Different Things. If You're A Playmate Or A Centerfold, Which Is The Same Thing, You Pose For The Magazine, You Are One Particular Month, And Not Every Playmate Is A Bunny. A Bunny Is A Girl Who Used To Work At The Playboy Club, She Had The Bunny Costume, And Now That We Don't Have Playboy Clubs, It's Just Playmates Who Work Special Promotions And Are Fitted For A Bunny Costume.

I've Always Wanted To Be A Mom.