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Women Of Color: If You're Over 40 And You Get Fat, You Will Work. But If You're Hot And Over 40 And A Woman Of Color, They Don't Know What To Do With You.

You Can Learn Steps, But You Cannot Learn How To Boogie.

I Don't Call Myself Latin, I Call Myself Puerto Rican.

Face Dance Means You Don't Know What The Hell The Rest Of Your Body Was Doing But Your Face Is Fierce. That's Face Dancing.

I Want To Be In Shape.