I Still Do My Comedy

Ally Macleod Thinks That Tactics Are A New Kind Of Mint.

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

I'm One Of The School Of People Who Don't Do Research Of The Reality Of The Thing Or The Unreality Of The Thing. In All The Movies I've Done, I've Never Done Any Research.

When You Are Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, "has The Bus Come Yet?". If The Bus Came Would I Be Standing Here?

Well, The Film's Not Only Pricking The Pomposity Of The Church, It's Pricking The Pomposity, And Sometimes You Would Think Fraudulence, Of The Insurance Companies. I Had Never Read Anything Like This Until I Was Doing The Film, But Mark [joffe, The Director] And People Showed Me Stuff Where, Like A Flood, It Mattered Where The Water Came From. If You're Flooded From Above, You Get The Money; If You're Flooded From Below, You Don't. What's That About?