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Boys Shack, Men Build Homes

Your Career Is What You're Paid For. Your Calling Is What You're Made For.

Women Are The Real Reason We Get Up Every Day. I'm Talking About Real Men. If There Were No Women, I Would Not Even Have To Bathe, Because Why Would I Care? These Are Guys I'm Hanging With. I Wake Up For A Woman Every Day Of My Life To Make It Happen For Her.

If A Man Loves You . . . He's Willing To Profess It. He'll Give You A Title After A While. You're Going To Be His Lady, His Woman, His Fiancée, His Wife, His Baby's Mama, Something.

To Be No. 1 On The 'new York Times' Best-seller List, Well, That's Alarming. Having Been A Stand-up Comedian, I Think It's Surprising To A Lot Of People That I Had The Insight I Had.