I Tell The Kids, Somebody's

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

How Can You Think And Hit At The Same Time?

Without A Plan, Even The Most Brilliant Business Can Get Lost. You Need To Have Goals, Create Milestones And Have A Strategy In Place To Set Yourself Up For Success.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."