I Tended To Lean Toward

Man Is The Religious Animal. He Is The Only One That's Got True Religion, Several Of Them.

Look, See, Learn, Become A Citizen Of Mankind, Not Just Hannibal, Missouri. That Is The Message Of [mark] Twain.

Why Do I Keep Performing At My Age? What Else Am I Going To Do? Play Golf? I Tried That Years Ago And All I Did Was Cuss. I Can Do That Without The Walk, Cuss At Congress And Let [mark]twain Do It. "imagine That You Were An Idiot. And Then Imagine That You Were A Member Of Congress. Wait - I've Repeated Myself."

I Never, Ever Update Mark Twain. I Don't Modernize It. I Let The Audience Update The Material. When I Go Out On Stage, I'm Trying To Make The Audience Believe They're Looking At This Guy Who Died 104 Years Ago And Listening To Him And Saying To Themselves, "jesus, He Could Be Talking About Today." And That's The Point.

I've Had A Very Full Career In The Theater, On Stage, In Films And On Television.