I Thank God For Making

I Saw Uncle John With Long Tall Sally, He Saw Aunt Mary Coming And He Ducked Back In The Alley.

I Got Fame And Fortune, And I Lost My Sense Of Reasoning.

I Never Heard Nobody In My Audience Call Me Any Kind Of Names.

I Would Wear Flamboyant Clothes And Long Hair, And Most Singers At The Time Didn't.

Like, My Mother Would Have Company Over, And I Would Sing So They'd Pay Attention To Me.