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My Wife Is Immature. Whenever I Take A Bath, She Sinks My Boats.

I'm A Teleological, Existential Agnostic.

No One Ever Wants The Whole Script. I Give The Whole Script To People Who Require The Whole Script But To Those People Who Don't Require The Whole Script I Don't Give It To Them And No One Cares. They're Relieved Not To Have To Read Extra Pages That They're Not In.

She Had Been Critical Of His New Torch Song, "a Side Order Of Heartache, Please," Suggesting It Could Be Used As A Good Way To Break In Their New Paper Shredder.

There Are Worse Things Than Death. Many Of Them Playing At A Theater Near You.