I Think Every American Actor

Don't Kiss A Man Who Hasn't Shaved.

I See God As A Song-and-dance Man. If I Had My Way, He'd Be Able To Carry A Tune, Too. Preferably, One Of Mine.

I Have Been In Countries Where I Don't Know A Word Of The Language. I Tried To Practice My French As Much As Possible. I Would Talk With The Crew. I Always Order In French, But Then Waiters Respond In English. I Hate That.

I Can Play Characters Who Sing, But I Don't Like Singing In A Nightclub Or Something. It's Not My Metier.

I Never Went To Class. That The University Graduated Me At All Is An Indictment Of Our Educational System.